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R.O.U.S. Away!™ is
Specifically formulated to not disturb the
Endangered
Pacific Northwest
Tree Octopus!
The best thing about R.O.U.S. Away!™ is their awesome merchandise! I bought a hoodie early on, and it’s the best cold-blockin’, squatch-stoppin’ garment on the market.
Thank you R.O.U.S. Away!™, for putting my cryptozoological fears to rest.
W. Forsyth
Randolph, Ohio
We were thinking about why the creature had suddenly ran away, we realized that I had been wearing my R.O.U.S. Away!™ hat. It had saved us all from a terrible fate and we have R.O.U.S. Away!™ to thank!
B. Hoff
Charlotte, North Carolina
R.O.U.S. Away!™ has changed my life! I haven’t seen him once since I started using this product. All it takes is one spray! It’s like magic!
T. Bush
Alliance, Ohio
"Since I started using R.O.U.S. Away!™ Rodent of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S.) Repellent, I have not seen a Bigfoot."
J. Shellhorn
Ravenna, Ohio