In the four centuries that have passed since the Wampanoag Indians entrusted our founders with the original Sasquatch repellent formula, we have continually refined and improved our offerings. We at Squatch Away!® are proud to present our latest offering: Repellent for Rodents of Unusual Size. While these bothersome beasts are nowhere near as ubiquitous as Sasquatch and Bigfoot, they are certainly a major annoyance when they are encountered.
It’s this effort and dedication that makes R.O.U.S. Away!™ Rodent of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S.) Repellent not only more effective but infinitely more pleasant to the human senses. That’s why we guarantee our products over the inferior, and might we say foul-smelling, products of our upstart competitors.
At R.O.U.S. Away!™, we’ve scoured the globe in our never ending quest to find the best formulas that nature and science can give us to combat the interference of Rodent of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S.) in our lives. This formula makes use of our newly discovered Mythophobium. We know you’ll be pleased with the results.
