Is this for real?
Absolutely! Just place an order and you’ll be a proud owner of a can of our latest formulation of R.O.U.S. Away!™ brand 200% guaranteed Rodent of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S.) Repellent.
Does it work?
Absolutely! We’ve been perfecting our formulation for 400 years. We’ve yet to have anybody collect on our guarantee. We stand behind our products. Accept no substitutions from our inferior competitors.
Do you have a Rodent of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S.) attractant?
We’re 100% committed to our core focus of repelling R.O.U.S.’s. Attracting Rodent of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S.) is a completely different skill set. That’s like asking a firefighter if he’ll set a fire for you. Same topic, different application.
